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Genie Game

Postby Ambition » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:35 pm

Spoiler:
Includes Sillyness


So, here's the idea.

The first post starts it off, I'll make a wish, and the person responding must make my wish come true, but not exactly the way I wanted it to. After granting a wish, then you must make a wish. M'kay?


Ex: " I wishez fur teh hot chickz!"

"Congrats, you now own a chicken farm."

Sounds fun? :mrgreen:

(Points for being witty)

I'll start us off.

I wish for a boat.
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Re: Genie Game

Postby trillicat » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:49 pm

Spoiler:
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I hope it's your size!

What I wouldn't give for a chocolate milkshake about now....
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Re: Genie Game

Postby Ambition » Thu Jul 09, 2009 3:56 pm

lolwut?

*poof*

You've earned a chocolate milkshake.

But I went back in time.

Spoiler:
And you lost your virginity.

To a tipsy donkey.


I wish I had a panda.
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Re: Genie Game

Postby Haragorn » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:09 pm

You get a dead baby panda. Also, the police are looking for you. Turns out they're endangered.

I wish for enlightenment.
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Re: Genie Game

Postby Ambition » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:12 pm

Haragorn wrote:You get a dead baby panda. Also, the police are looking for you. Turns out they're endangered.

I wish for enlightenment.


You're 'enlightened' that the pills you've just taken are going to kill you.

I wish for a shiny new car.
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Re: Genie Game

Postby trillicat » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:39 pm

You get a shiny new HotWheels car. Congrats!

I wish for another tipsy donkey.
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Re: Genie Game

Postby Haragorn » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:40 pm

It's shiny with reproductive fluids. Ninja'd
You get a donkey named Tipsy.

I wish for the ability to win at everything.
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Re: Genie Game

Postby Nicholas » Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:55 pm

You do indeed win at everything, but the foremost thing which you are absolutely best as failure

I wish for some new jeans
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Re: Genie Game

Postby trillicat » Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:13 pm

You are now a woman. Congratulations on the upgrade!

I wish I knew where the 75% of lima beans I planted disappeared to.
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Re: Genie Game

Postby Hillblah » Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:25 pm

Knowledge is power power corupts.... You get you knowledge but you lose your soul.
I wish for a humungous rubber chicken
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Re: Genie Game

Postby GWW » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:52 pm

Granted! I don't know what you'll accomplish with a large rubber MAN-CANNON though...

I wish I didn't eat that fish.
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Re: Genie Game

Postby Hillblah » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:56 pm

Granted you starve to death eat it's cousin the puffer fish instead, this gives you incredibly bad poisoning and you die in agony 5 days later drowning in a pool of you own vomit because the poisoning made you too weak to move....

I wish I was skiing
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Re: Genie Game

Postby Haragorn » Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:16 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, you're doing it without any skis or poles, and you're naked. Also, there are lots of sharp rocks around you.

I wish I could fly.
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Re: Genie Game

Postby Hillblah » Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:51 pm

Granted.... Pity you didnt specify an aircraft... or a parachute... SPLAT
I wish I had $1000
paultheprincess wrote:I am the Gaylord. Hence forth, this is what I shall be known as.

paultheprincess wrote:yes...because that was high of on my list of priorities
1) must increase my likelyhood of getting shagged
2) must pay enough to feed myself

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Re: Genie Game

Postby Haragorn » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:06 am

Granted. You had to earn it, of course, by prostituting yourself to a large male gorilla.

I wish for tasty food.
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Re: Genie Game

Postby paultheprincess » Fri Jul 10, 2009 5:24 am

Granted. Pity it had to traverse the digestive system of a 90 year old man with acid reflux and irritable bowel syndrome before it reached you, though.

I wish for the Black Pearl.
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Re: Genie Game

Postby Ambition » Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:26 am

You've won the famous ship.

But it has no mast.
Or wheel.

Watch out for the maelstrom ahead.

I wish to be a good person.
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Re: Genie Game

Postby trillicat » Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:57 am

Granted. You become a slave, sold as a commodity to a sadistic farmer who likes to beat his workers for fun.

I wish I had a trampoline.
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Re: Genie Game

Postby Valgee » Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:03 am

Granted. Children come over to your house to play and mothers suspect you of pedophilia. You never get laid again.

I wish to be good-looking.
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Re: Genie Game

Postby trillicat » Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:13 am

Granted. You age rapidly and horribly, but your vision remains awesome so that you can see all the ravages of time done to your body.

I wish for new flooring.
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