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Re: Ask God

Postby Gojoe » Tue Jun 15, 2010 1:05 am

Removing the throat.

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Re: Ask God

Postby trillicat » Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:49 pm

Back and to the left.


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Re: Ask God

Postby Old_Bean » Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:08 pm

Abswing, i created infomercials for a reason but no one seems to take them seriously.

Dear Lord, why are you so jealous of other gods?
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Re: Ask God

Postby zomgmouse » Wed Jun 16, 2010 10:29 pm

Because they have COOL NAMES, medamnit.

How many questions do you get a day?
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Re: Ask God

Postby gunner921 » Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:21 pm

Im too busy ignoring people to be counting what I am ignoring


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Re: Ask God

Postby zomgmouse » Mon Jun 21, 2010 7:55 am

No, I did.

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Re: Ask God

Postby TheMaskThatSmiles » Mon Jun 21, 2010 8:47 am

yes. consider, who provides food for who?

Why is the rum ALWAYS GONE?
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Re: Ask God

Postby paultheprincess » Mon Jun 21, 2010 8:51 am

I siphoned it. I created it, and it's mine to take back. Yes I created it. Get over yourselves.

Why don't you just smite the non-believers?
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Re: Ask God

Postby TheMaskThatSmiles » Mon Jun 21, 2010 9:02 am

I still haven't decided which group of unbelievers deserves to be first!

Why won't you just leave me alone?
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Re: Ask God

Postby paultheprincess » Mon Jun 21, 2010 10:44 pm

I did, and look what happened.

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Re: Ask God

Postby Old_Bean » Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:35 pm

I like me.

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Re: Ask God

Postby Valgee » Mon Jun 21, 2010 11:39 pm

I was feeling Greek and you know how they say loose lips sinks ships? Guess what gets loose to sink landmasses.

Why are all the false yous so shiny?
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Re: Ask God

Postby zomgmouse » Tue Jun 22, 2010 2:32 am

They pour oil on themselves. Oil is false. They will burn.

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Re: Ask God

Postby TheMaskThatSmiles » Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:04 am

how many do i need?

Why do i always dream?
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Re: Ask God

Postby gunner921 » Tue Jun 22, 2010 1:44 pm

Because you don't exercise enough during the day

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Re: Ask God

Postby zomgmouse » Wed Jun 23, 2010 1:07 am

Sorry, that's the day I make new eyelashes.

Have you ever written poetry?
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Re: Ask God

Postby TheMaskThatSmiles » Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:26 am

Where else would the Himalayas have come from?

ok, what the fuck is up with the platypus?
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Re: Ask God

Postby paultheprincess » Wed Jun 23, 2010 7:46 am

Mr. Beaver wanted to always look as hot as he did in his profile picture. I obliged.

Dear God, in heaven, are the clouds made of marshmallows?
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Re: Ask God

Postby Snarkalicious » Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:09 pm

That all depends on what package you opt for. Would you like information on upgrades to your service?

Hey, God? Do you really kill a kitten every time I...you know?
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Re: Ask God

Postby Mithras » Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:02 pm

One of the best parts of my job, I'm glad I didn't outsource it to satan like all that other stuff.

Hey God, what did the dinosaurs do to you to deserve that?
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