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Re: Ask God

Postby paultheprincess » Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:53 pm

An Ankylosaur cast an aspersion upon my mother. I'm fully aware that I have no mother, but it was the principal of the thing.
Hey God, do you ever get lonely?
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Re: Ask God

Postby Valgee » Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:51 pm

I compare my social life to yours and feel much better if I ever do.

What happens if someone really into BDSM goes to Heaven?
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Re: Ask God

Postby zomgmouse » Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:30 am

S/he joins the rest of us.

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Re: Ask God

Postby Valgee » Fri Jul 23, 2010 11:59 pm

That's how I decide who goes to Hell, actually.

What's up, God?
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Re: Ask God

Postby TheMaskThatSmiles » Sat Jul 24, 2010 7:34 am

when will you guys learn that "up," as a subjective direction, has no meaning to an omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent deity

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Re: Ask God

Postby paultheprincess » Sun Jul 25, 2010 5:25 am

In my pants.

Hey God, what's your drug of choice?
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Re: Ask God

Postby Valgee » Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:53 pm

Lambs. I miss when people used to burn them for me. You all should start that again.

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When will you stop?
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Re: Ask God

Postby zomgmouse » Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:24 am

I stopped ages ago.

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Re: Ask God

Postby trillicat » Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:20 pm

You're looking up my skirt all the time as it is. Can't you tell?


Skydaddykins, how come you never give me cake or presents on my birthday?
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Re: Ask God

Postby paultheprincess » Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:51 am

Well when my birthday rolls around, you're all too busy giving cake and presents to one another to bother about me. Thanks a lot you guys.
Hey God, I get the feeling you were bullied a lot at school. Hence the complex?
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Re: Ask God

Postby zomgmouse » Wed Jul 28, 2010 9:58 am

No, my complex is Oedipal. I screwed my mum and became my dad, remember?

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Re: Ask God

Postby Valgee » Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:32 am

I drink. A lot. You people.. you people worry me. I mean.. what if your art raped your other art?

Hey, God, what's this thing you made grow out of me?
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Re: Ask God

Postby trillicat » Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:03 pm

That tiny little thing? Don't worry about it. No one will even notice it's there. Just keep your pants up.


GodGod, will you give me lots of money?
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Re: Ask God

Postby zomgmouse » Sat Jul 31, 2010 8:45 pm

Of course! Only I've lost track of what you're up to now. Five dollars is a lot, right?

Dear God, what's your favourite name for yourself?
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Re: Ask God

Postby Old_Bean » Tue Sep 07, 2010 9:17 pm

I've always been partial to Charles Manson...

Dear god, who is your favourite person?
The world is unfair and it will burn...
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Re: Ask God

Postby zomgmouse » Wed Sep 08, 2010 12:27 am

Ha! Good one.

Do you keep things in boxes?
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Re: Ask God

Postby trillicat » Wed Sep 08, 2010 4:15 pm

Quit being a pervert.


Skydaddy, what path should I follow with my life?
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Re: Ask God

Postby Valgee » Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:09 pm

The one less beaten, that is, the man path.

God, why is algebra mandatory but First Aid and CPR a voluntary knowledge?
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Re: Ask God

Postby Old_Bean » Wed Sep 08, 2010 6:59 pm

Because if you always went around saving each other, fewer of you would die then there would be too many of you.

Dear God, whats up with vestigial tails?
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Re: Ask God

Postby trillicat » Wed Sep 08, 2010 9:43 pm

Thanks for reminding me. I've been meaning to try and convince y'all to regrow those tails. You people were soooo much cuter with tails!


God, are you a 13 year old girl?
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