The Epic Continues
Bob walked to the pet store, looking for some illegal destructive weapons.
When he saw the police chasing a transvestite with sexually transmitted diseases, he decided to ignore it and continue on his quest to find the fabled ruins of the legendary Super Mario ruins, which held the giant black rubber racist duck.
Bob then pondered quietly as to what the albino hippo was doing blocking the fat lizard that held the world's largest mothball.
Detective Jung approached Bob in a, holding a fiery sword of fire which he used to remove a hemorrhoid of ultimate pusillanimity.
He cowardly stepped aside for the fire truck to do his final bidding.
As the firemen did not save his favorite stuffed crocodile, Bob then cried three bubblegum tears each one turned into big dildos of massive size. They were used on the firetruck to pleasure the fireman's secretest desires.
Which surprisingly are full of animals, riding tiny bikes! Bob disgustedly left and went towards the ruins as three fat men wielding chainsaws strolled into a nursery shouting, "BURN!".
Bob quickly calls his spartan ninja army, who arrive riding golden penguins! They quickly devour the nursery as Bob he quickly finds a blue penguin has nefariously tried to feed it hot hot jalapeños but instead the bitchin' Sandiego police caught the penguin. Whipping out the guns to the tank, Bob proceeded to kill his taxi...
Oh hey Jesus, sorry about Thursday.