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Re: King of the Hill

Postby gunner921 » Mon May 17, 2010 10:48 pm

"This is my Boomstick", Guess what?


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Re: King of the Hill

Postby trillicat » Tue May 18, 2010 3:07 pm

You run out of ammunition. I climb the hill, stomp on your toes, and you fall down the hill crying in pain.


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Re: King of the Hill

Postby mothrax » Wed May 19, 2010 11:19 pm

I have my army of semi-nude firefighters bum rush the hill and then carry me, bridal style to the top!

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Valgee » Wed May 19, 2010 11:24 pm

Then they realize I am far prettier than you and beat you to death.. With, like, their cocks.

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby trillicat » Wed May 19, 2010 11:33 pm

Mothrax dies and goes to heaven from the man-cannon thrashing. Valgee, in awe, watches as Mothrax is carried down the steep side of the hill. He watches too closely and leans just a tad to far over the edge. I gently nudge him and smile with glee as Valgee shrieks in terror on the way down the hill.

I sit on my lawn chair under an umbrella, drinking ice water and reading some Salinger. Life is good.

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby mothrax » Wed May 19, 2010 11:44 pm

Spoiler:
who knew MAN-CANNON thrashing would get you into heaven


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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Old_Bean » Thu May 20, 2010 1:10 am

I publicly shame you for ripping off Dr. McNinja and you leave the hill weeping silently.

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Zetta » Thu May 27, 2010 1:25 pm

Hamlet comes and carries you off, trying to make up his mind about this or that.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby paultheprincess » Fri May 28, 2010 7:06 am

I snap back the elastic on your eyepatch and you flee the hill, weeping like a little girl.

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Zetta » Fri May 28, 2010 11:56 am

I toss you a bag of catnip and you are far too occupied to notice anything else.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby gunner921 » Fri May 28, 2010 12:18 pm

I boil you alive and then enjoy a nice seafood dinner.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Sunburnt » Fri May 28, 2010 12:35 pm

I poisoned crusty botch of nature.

I don't really want the hill all that much, though.

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Gojoe » Fri May 28, 2010 1:39 pm

No. THIS. IS. SPARTA!

Kicks you down the bottomless pit hill

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby gunner921 » Fri May 28, 2010 3:00 pm

I recover steal your shield while your not looking, and use it to help support my laser, which I use to knock you down the hill

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby paultheprincess » Fri May 28, 2010 9:58 pm

I conduct hill auditing and warn you of your particular hill's lack of structural integrity. You believe me because I'm wearing a pant suit. I lay claim to the newly vacated promontory.

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby zomgmouse » Fri May 28, 2010 10:56 pm

I convict you of fraud and send you to the electric chair.

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Old_Bean » Wed Jun 02, 2010 8:06 pm

i spend 3 days eating nothing but chicken and drinking only Bundy and Coke then climb the hill and let off a fart that could bring entire nations to their knees.
You flee in disgust.

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby zomgmouse » Wed Jun 02, 2010 9:57 pm

I come back to see your starved corpse, which I flick off the side.

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby gunner921 » Wed Jun 02, 2010 11:30 pm

I come back with supplies to increase the integrity and a new inspector, he starts to explain the intricacies of his job to you, you fall asleep, I roll you down the hill.
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Re: King of the Hill

Postby trillicat » Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:37 pm

I ascend the hill to find it unclaimed. MY HILL!
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