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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Old_Bean » Thu Jun 03, 2010 8:43 pm

I hold the spartan child for RANSOM

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby gunner921 » Thu Jun 03, 2010 11:09 pm

I negotiate the ransom demand which has you both meet at a place far away from the hill

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby zomgmouse » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:29 am

Snipe, giant leap.

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby paultheprincess » Fri Jun 04, 2010 7:46 am

SNAPE.

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Valgee » Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:05 pm

I show you an article on SNOPES and you are distracted for hours.

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Snarkalicious » Fri Jun 04, 2010 12:52 pm

I post a troll comment about the Scopes Monkey Trial, causing you to die of rage.

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Sunburnt » Fri Jun 04, 2010 1:17 pm

Snarkalicious wrote:I post a troll comment about the Scopes Monkey Trial, causing you to die of rage.

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I make you the next Pope and send you off to the Vatican.

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby paultheprincess » Fri Jun 04, 2010 9:58 pm

CRUSADED!

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby zomgmouse » Sat Jun 05, 2010 9:47 am

KOOL-AIDED.

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Old_Bean » Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:42 am

I make the three above posters into a Human Centipede...

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Sunburnt » Mon Jun 07, 2010 1:45 am

INITIATED!

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Snarkalicious » Tue Jun 15, 2010 4:08 pm

I build a windmill on the hill directly behind you and you get ridden down by a crazy old Spaniard. A short fat guy comes along a few seconds later to apologize, but it's too late. He sighs and rides on.

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby gunner921 » Tue Jun 15, 2010 8:56 pm

I send in Don Quioxte, who mistakes you for a maiden in distress, he caries you away back to his home where he realizes you are not who he thinks you are, unfortunately you are not in Spain, which is no where near the hill.

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby trillicat » Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:51 pm

I coax you away from the hill by promising you an original binding of Pablo Neruda poetry down at the bottom. Meanwhile, I usurp the apex of the dirt mound.


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Re: King of the Hill

Postby paultheprincess » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:28 am

I punch you in the ovaries.

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Mithras » Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:40 am

I have no ovaries to punch.

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Gojoe » Wed Jun 16, 2010 6:21 am

I give you some ovaries. And then punch them.

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby paultheprincess » Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:23 am

I slip some ovaries in your drink. You're too busy being ill/having mouth babies to notice me usurping your position.

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Mithras » Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:31 am

I put my newly gained ovaries to good use and return fourty years later with a large number direct relatives to throw you off the hill.

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Re: King of the Hill

Postby Snarkalicious » Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:22 pm

I hire a kid named Romeo to seduce one of your teen-aged daughters. A playwright puts together a show based on the resultant drama, which becomes an instant smash Broadway hit. While you are off suing him for defamation for his portrayal of you as a sex hungry hermaphrodite, I waltz on in like I own the place...because now, I do.

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