Things that make you RAGE

[HappyMephisto]

Ah, take it away! cO it hurts

[TheMaskThatSmiles]

this is when i get to say i told you so.

[Almost Me]

Red lights, they make me chew on my steering wheel.

[trillicat]

Red lights, they make me chew on my steering wheel.

I think you need to learn a bit more from Mr. Miyagi and have someone call you grasshopper for a while....

[Buddha]

Jenny McCarthy when she has clothes on, and expects to be treated as an equal. For those of you who think I am being misogynistic, it's not all women, or even most women, just Jenny McCarthy. This is a women hasn't taken so much as a high school science class (or if she did, she clearly didn't learn anything) who feels that her opinion is more valid than the decade of research and dozens of brilliant doctors telling her she's an idiot. This is a playboy bunny who believes in freaking new earth bull****.

[CanadianPirate]

F***ing people that talk too much. They are annoying as hell, and make me want to stab their eyes out with a screwdriver. Then again, they would talk more about the pain that they are going through, stepping you through every little detail.....

[trillicat]

Lazy people who sit around all day doing nothing while you're doing 100 things and then can't be bothered to help despite being in less pain and less tired than you.

Also, upstairs neighbors who can STFU at sleeping hours.

[Lisard]

People who complain to me about missing their significant others to me when they know I don't see mine for months at a time.

[Gojoe]

People who complain to me about missing their significant others to me when they know I don't see mine for months at a time.

Are you in the same type of relationship that I am in? Long distance.

[Lisard]

People who complain to me about missing their significant others to me when they know I don't see mine for months at a time.

Are you in the same type of relationship that I am in? Long distance.

He and I have lived 3 1/2 hours away from each other for 2 years now.

[Gojoe]

3 and a half hours by air? Or by car? (Not that it really matters, if you can't see each other very often, it doesn't matter if its 300 or 30,000 miles)

[Lisard]

Red lights, they make me chew on my steering wheel.

http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/2241713 Was this referring to you?

[Lisard]

Car, fortunately. I couldn't afford to live that far away.

[Almost Me]

Red lights, they make me chew on my steering wheel.

http://mylifeisaverage.com/story/2241713 Was this referring to you?

Well...
I should invest in tinted windows

[RedAlertZOMGees]

People who replace "q"s with "g"s. It may seem like I'm kidding, but That really, really makes me mad.

[trillicat]

People who replace "q"s with "g"s. It may seem like I'm kidding, but That really, really makes me mad.

Is this a common trend?

[Cloudrunner56]

my boss does the opposite, he spelt baguettes on the menu baquettes

[RedAlertZOMGees]

People who replace "q"s with "g"s. It may seem like I'm kidding, but That really, really makes me mad.

Is this a common trend?

Where I live, some people type like this:
(CAUTION: This may make you rage and smash stuff, so I put spoilers up so you may enter at your own risk.)

Spoiler:

mah niqqa is yOu seriOus.?

Spoiler:

‎-im dyinqq Of bOrdum.!

Spoiler:

Okaee im wide awakee nOw thanks Ol'head.! -__- where dey doO dhat aht.? lmfaOo.!

Spoiler:

where the fuCk dey dOo dat aht.?

And yes, this was taken off of someones facebook status.

[Ambition]

Now that's just inefficient.

[trillicat]

Red Alert, you have my sympathies. I've unfriended people before for typing horribly. (And I do mean horribly, not just random typos on occasion)

You should introduce yourself to us!