The "IN CAPITALIST AMERICA" Contest

[Felar]

IN CAPITALIST AMERICA clothes make the underpaid foreign workers.

[lyrics freak]

In Capitalist America, The Government is Private from you!

[lyrics freak]

In Capitalist America, Congress Pays Lobbyists

[lyrics freak]

In Capitalist America, The News isn't.

[timidjester]

in capitalist America, the past lets go of you.
- interest loses you.
- potatoes mash you.

[rockpapercynic]

Alrighty, thank you all SO MUCH for your entries! We had a wicked-hard time narrowing the entries down. We'll try to have the three finalists announced by sometime Friday, and we'll then reveal the big winner through Monday's comic. Congrats to all entrants and short-listees!

"A" c/o Gallium_Arsenide: ...Happiness Pursues You

Acidic Weekend: ...products consume you.

Almost Me: ...machine rages against you.

ColonelHazard: ...McDonalds eats you!

Cuddles: ...social norms violate YOU!

Dizit: ...Gambling is addicted to you

Emi ...the corporate ladder steps up on you.

Old_bean: ...God Fears You

Granite_Grizz ...religion finds you.

metalmufin: ...bank robs you

Mithras: ...roadside attractions are disappointed by you.

Snarkalicious: ...bourgeoisie rises to crush you!

Snarkalicious: ...tea bags you!

Special_conditions: ...you have the right to refuse service, but you never do.

Starvedbrokenandlost: ...electronics control you! sent from my iPhone

Taneer: ...accidents cause you.

TurtleMidget: ... mirror breaks you.

xhoodyman216x: ...laws break you!

[rockpapercynic]

The finalists have been announced (narrowing down was frigging hard):

metalmufin: ...bank robs you

Mithras: ...roadside attractions are disappointed by you.

TurtleMidget: ... mirror breaks you.

[rockpapercynic]

AND THE BIG WINNER IS: TurtleMidget

TurtleMidget: ... mirror breaks you.

He's winning $50 in store merch, and the two other finalists get $10 $20 each!