HALL OF SWANK

I THINK ART SHOULD BE FREE AND WEIRD AND AWESOME

This something I've believed since I was a seven-year-old kid making weird comics about sharks and turtles and underwater adventures. I like the idea that anyone can go online and read or watch something that gives them new ideas.

So that's how I designed Rock, Paper, Cynic. No subscriptions. No paywalls. No ads. Just weird comics, as quickly as I can make them.

This is all thanks to a team of unreasonably generous people who have pledged their money through Patreon to help me do what I do best--write weird comics for weird people. I'm stoked to have a space on the site to celebrate my partners in crime!

PATRON SAINTS OF ALL THINGS SWANKY

PATRON SAINTS OF ALL THINGS ARTSY

MOTHER-FUNDIN' LAVISH PHILANTHROPISTS

MOTHER-FUNDIN' LAVISH PHILANTHROPISTS

DECADENT BLUE-BLOODS

BLUE-BLOODS

SWANKTASTIC BENEFACTORS

FANCY PANTS PATRONS

In the old days, patrons had great halls named after them.

I don't have any halls, great or otherwise.

But I do have a bunch of dead house plants.

So every 10 seconds I name them in honour of one of my patrons.

My dead house plants are currently named Horacio Gonzalez.

As of Tuesday 19th of March 2024 10:46:26 AM my dead house plants aredo named in honour of:

Horacio Gonzalez

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