What Philosophers Really Mean When They Say Q.E.D.

I guess I'm just an old mad scientist at bottom. Give me an underground laboratory, half a dozen atom-smashers, and a beautiful girl in a diaphanous veil waiting to be turned into a chimpanzee, and I care not who writes the nation's laws.

-- S.J. Perelman, The Writer's Almanac

This awesome quote was sent to me by a reader who goes by JJ.