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Why Pretty Much Every Achievement After Birth is Lame

Actually, France is laughing its ass off as 6.5 million annual visitors pay to see a monument that was designed by an unimaginative fifth grader. At least the tower crane has moving parts and can CRUSH THINGS. Anyway, my sister pointed out this photo op to me on earlier travels. Thanks, sis!

And yes, I know the Eiffel Tower is WAY bigger and required hella more materials. I'm just saying, it looks like a project for marshmallows and toothpicks - although you could eat those and they would collectively cost less than the cheapest entrance fee.