pick-up lines for those who love Carbon-14, blue shells, Song of Storms, WinRAR and asymptote

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5 Pick-up Lines for Total Dorks

For me, pick-up lines are one of those genres that can only be used as a mockery of itself, but that can be good fun too.

I wouldn't recommend using any of these in real life, but if you do, remember that strangers, however geeky, may not be super into it. Respect people's personal space and what does and doesn't make them comfortable.


PS: New convention and concert tour stops! Follow Twitter for updates!

  • HAMILTON, ON - Performing July 29 @ ConBravo w/ Jake Kalbhenn
  • HAMILTON, ON - Appearing July 28-30 @ ConBravo
  • VANCOUVER, BC - Facebook event - Performing Aug 7 @ EXP Bar w/ EnzoComics
  • VICTORIA, BC - Facebook event - Performing Aug 9 @ Interactivity Board Game Cafe
  • INDIANAPOLIS, IN - Appearing Aug 17-20 @ Gen Con
  • TORONTO, ON - Appearing Aug 31-Sep 3 @ Fan Expo
  • EDMONTON, AB - Appearing Sep 22-24 @ Edmonton Comic Expo
  • VANCOUVER, BC - Appearing Nov 10-12 @ Fan Expo