Rock, Paper, Cynic Music!


What happens when robots fall in love, philosophers go on zombie-slaying sprees and gaming groups fall to pieces?

If you've made your way to this one website of the 1,000,000,000 out there, you probably wonder about weird questions like these. Well I'm a dude who writes the equally weird songs that explore those questions. So get comfy and have a listen. I think you'll like what you hear.

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About Me!

My name's Peter Chiykowski and I write geeky songs and comics as Rock, Paper, Cynic! Imagine your strangest hypotheticals and geekiest ponderings could come to life at any moment--that's the kind of world I try to make through my music. I think it's kind of like what would happen if you locked Jonathan Coulton, Barenaked Ladies and The Weakerthans in a van and GUYS I SAID I'D LET YOU OUT AS SOON AS YOU'RE DONE WRITING THE BRIDGE.

What happens when robots fall in love, philosophers go on zombie-slaying sprees and gaming groups fall to pieces? I don't have the answers, but my songs have a lot of fun with the questions!

Upcoming Shows and Appearances


Holodeck Follies

Dec 2, Toronto, ON

The Social Capital Theatre @ 8pm

Holodeck Follies is a 90-minute variety show filled with music, stand-up, sketch, and Star Trek inspired improv! I'll be joining the intrepid crew for a night of fun!

Toronto Fan Days Holiday Show

Dec 5, Toronto, ON

Metro Toronto Convention Centre

I'll be slinging comics with High Comedic Value and Big Simple Comics!