Rock, Paper, Cynic Music!


What happens when robots fall in love, philosophers go on zombie-slaying sprees and gaming groups fall to pieces?

If you've made your way here, you probably ponder weird questions like these. Well I'm a dude who writes the weird songs that answer them. So get comfy and have a listen. I think you'll like what you hear.

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About Me!

My name's Peter Chiykowski and I write geeky songs and comics as Rock, Paper, Cynic! Imagine your strangest hypotheticals and geekiest ponderings could come to life at any moment--that's the kind of world I try to make through my music. I think it's kind of like what would happen if you locked Jonathan Coulton, Barenaked Ladies and The Weakerthans in a van and GUYS I SAID I'D LET YOU OUT AS SOON AS YOU'RE DONE WRITING THE BRIDGE.

What happens when robots fall in love, philosophers go on zombie-slaying sprees and gaming groups fall to pieces? I don't have the answers, but my songs have a lot of fun with the questions!

Upcoming Shows and Appearances


Concert w/ The Doubleclicks

Thurs, June 24, Toronto, ON

7pm at ROUND Venue

I'm opening for The Doubleclicks, the geeky pop band topping the billboard with a cello, a meowing cat keyboard, and songs about dinosaurs, Cats & Netflix, space and D&D! Doors: 6:30. Concert: 7pm. Tickets: $10 at the door. All ages! RSVP here!

Power Up Party: Level 4

June 30, Toronto, ON

Time TBD at Bovine Sex Club

It's going to be a night of pride and celebration with the Toronto Gaymers and musical performances by me, Hi Heels Lo Fi and The Blast Processors! RSVP on the Facebook event!

Concert at Montreal Comic Con

Time/room TBD

July 8-10, Montreal, QC

This will be my first-ever concert in Quebec and I am stooooooked! Stay tuned to Twitter for table and schedule updates!

Montreal Comic Con

July 8-10, Montreal, QC

Stoked for my first Montreal Comic Con since 2012! I'll be appearing with Jason Anarchy of Drinking Quest. Stay tuned to Twitter for table and schedule updates!

Gen Con

Aug 4-7, Indianapolis, IN

Booth 3018

I've never even been to Gen Con before, so I'm a little terrified! Advice is welcome! Stay tuned to Twitter for table and schedule updates!

Boston Comic Con

Aug 12-14, Boston, MA

I've never been to Boston before! I'm coming to the show as part of a huge group of awesome webcomic artists! Twitter for table and schedule updates!

Fan Expo Canada

Sep 1-4, Toronto, ON

I'll be appearing with Big Simple Comics and Sam & Fuzzy! Watch Twitter for table and schedule updates!

Edmonton Entertainment Expo

Sep 23-25, Edmonton, AB

Gosh, I love this show! Expect all kinds of shenanigans and watch Twitter for table and schedule updates!

Fan Expo Vancouver

Nov 11-13, Vancouver, BC

I'll be appearing with Write With Lightning! Watch Twitter for table and schedule updates!