Rock, Paper, Cynic Music!


What happens when robots fall in love, philosophers go on zombie-slaying sprees and gaming groups fall to pieces?

If you've made your way to this one website of the 1,000,000,000 out there, you probably wonder about weird questions like these. Well I'm a dude who writes the equally weird songs that explore those questions. So get comfy and have a listen. I think you'll like what you hear.

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About Me!

My name's Peter Chiykowski and I write geeky songs and comics as Rock, Paper, Cynic! Imagine your strangest hypotheticals and geekiest ponderings could come to life at any moment--that's the kind of world I try to make through my music. I think it's kind of like what would happen if you locked Jonathan Coulton, Barenaked Ladies and The Weakerthans in a van and GUYS I SAID I'D LET YOU OUT AS SOON AS YOU'RE DONE WRITING THE BRIDGE.

What happens when robots fall in love, philosophers go on zombie-slaying sprees and gaming groups fall to pieces? I don't have the answers, but my songs have a lot of fun with the questions!

Upcoming Shows and Appearances


Mullet's Night Show

Toronto, Aug 13, 9:00pm, Social Capital Theatre

A night of live comedy, interviews and music! You can see the full list of guests and revelries here.

Fan Expo Canada

Toronto, Sept 3-6, MTCC

I'm coming back for my fourth Fan Expo! I'll have books, comics and other fun stuff to share at my table with Sam Logan and Aaron Plants! Follow me on Twitter for table # and con updates closer to the date.

Edmonton Entertainment Expo

Edmonton, Sept 25-26, Edmonton Expo Centre

I'm coming back for my third Edmonton Expo! I'll have books, comics and other fun stuff to share at my table! Follow me on Twitter for table # and updates during the show.