Rock, Paper, Cynic Music!


What happens when robots fall in love, philosophers go on zombie-slaying sprees and gaming groups fall to pieces?

If you've made your way here, you probably ponder weird questions like these. Well I'm a dude who writes the weird songs that answer them. So get comfy and have a listen. I think you'll like what you hear.

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About Me!

My name's Peter Chiykowski and I write geeky songs and comics as Rock, Paper, Cynic! Imagine your strangest hypotheticals and geekiest ponderings could come to life at any moment--that's the kind of world I try to make through my music. I think it's kind of like what would happen if you locked Jonathan Coulton, Barenaked Ladies and The Weakerthans in a van and GUYS I SAID I'D LET YOU OUT AS SOON AS YOU'RE DONE WRITING THE BRIDGE.

What happens when robots fall in love, philosophers go on zombie-slaying sprees and gaming groups fall to pieces? I don't have the answers, but my songs have a lot of fun with the questions!

Upcoming Shows and Appearances


Saskatoon Entertainment Expo

Sep 17-18, Saskatoon, SK

Booth 1303

I haven't been to Saskatoon in 2 years and I am STOKED! Expect shenanigans and watch Twitter for table and schedule updates!

Edmonton Entertainment Expo

Sep 23-25, Edmonton, AB

Booth 1664

Gosh, I love this show! Expect all kinds of shenanigans and watch Twitter for table and schedule updates!

BOSS FIGHT Concert at Edmonton Expo!

Saturday, Sep 24 @2:45pm

Edmonton Expo, Room 107

Hey so don't freak out but we just awakened a Great Old One that can only be defeated with the power of music and comedy. Get ready for 45 minutes of saving the world, Edmonton!

NSF Con Pre-Launch Party

Saturday, Sep 24 @9:00pm

The Needle Vinyl Tavern, Edmonton, AB

It's an adults-only after-hours event featuring Canadian Comic Cutie, Liam Creswick, Nick McQuik, Blue Belle Burlesque, Fanchix Death By Robot and me as the opening musical act! Contact me on Facebook or Twitter to reserve your ticket!

New York Comic Con

Oct 6-9, New York, NY

Booth 1ECC18

LOOK OUT NEW YORK, I'll be at New York Comic Con with Drinking Quest all weekend! This is my first time doing NYCC and I am soooooooooo stoked!

Central Canada Comic Con

Oct 28-30, Winnipeg, MB

Table # TBA

I've never been to Winnipeg, but I am so excited for my first visit!

Fan Expo Vancouver

Nov 11-13, Vancouver, BC

Table # TBA

I'll be appearing with Write With Lightning! Watch Twitter for table and schedule updates!