Rock, Paper, Cynic Music!


What happens when robots fall in love, philosophers go on zombie-slaying sprees and gaming groups fall to pieces?

If you've made your way here, you probably ponder weird questions like these. Well I'm a dude who writes the weird songs that answer them. So get comfy and have a listen. I think you'll like what you hear.

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About Me!

My name's Peter Chiykowski and I write geeky songs and comics as Rock, Paper, Cynic! Imagine your strangest hypotheticals and geekiest ponderings could come to life at any moment--that's the kind of world I try to make through my music. I think it's kind of like what would happen if you locked Jonathan Coulton, Barenaked Ladies and The Weakerthans in a van and GUYS I SAID I'D LET YOU OUT AS SOON AS YOU'RE DONE WRITING THE BRIDGE.

What happens when robots fall in love, philosophers go on zombie-slaying sprees and gaming groups fall to pieces? I don't have the answers, but my songs have a lot of fun with the questions!

Upcoming Shows and Appearances


SEATTLE, WA

Appearing Mar 1-4 @ ECCC

Table MA 3 - Woohoo, it's my first Emerald City Comic Con! I'll be appearing as a guest in Musicalley with Jake Kalbhenn, plus performing a concert and speaking on panels. Follow my Twitter for updates!

SEATTLE, WA

Performing Mar 2 @ ECCC

4:45pm, Musicalley stage - I'll be performing an all-ages set accompanied by Jake Kalbhenn! Come out for 45 minutes of silly songs for nerdy throngs!

SEATTLE, WA

Performing Mar 3 @ ECCC

5:15pm, TCC L3, Room 5 - I'll be performing a set of nerd comedy songs accompanied by Jake Kalbhenn! Come out for 45 minutes of tunes about video games, D&D, love, the Internet and Settlers of Catan.

TORONTO, ON

Appearing Mar 16-18 @ Toronto Comic Con

Table AA113 - I'll be appearing at Toronto Comic Con next to my buddy Husein Panju (High Comedic Value)! Come by to say hello talk webcomics with us!

CALGARY, AB

Appearing Apr 26-29 @ Calgary Expo

Table AA5914 - We have a NEW LOCATION at this year's show! We'll be in the Big Four building at table AA5914 and READY TO PARTY woohoo! Stand by for concert announcement.

OTTAWA, ON

Appearing May 13-15 @ Ottawa Comic Con

Back for another show in the lovely city of Ottawa! Come by the table to talk about webcomics or just share a high-five! Follow my Twitter for table location and schedule updates!

INDIANAPOLIS, IN

Appearing Aug 2-5 @ Gen Con

The four best days in tabletop gaming! Come find me at the show and we'll talk about our favorite games and how there should be a special place in hell for people who cut off roads in Settlers of Catan!

TORONTO, ON

Appearing Mar. 16-18 @ Fan Expo

I'll be appearing at Fan Expo with my buddy Sam Logan (Sam & Fuzzy)! Come by to say hello and hang out!