Rock, Paper, Cynic Music!


What happens when robots fall in love, philosophers go on zombie-slaying sprees and gaming groups fall to pieces?

If you've made your way here, you probably ponder weird questions like these. Well I'm a dude who writes the weird songs that answer them. So get comfy and have a listen. I think you'll like what you hear.

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About Me!

My name's Peter Chiykowski and I write geeky songs and comics as Rock, Paper, Cynic! Imagine your strangest hypotheticals and geekiest ponderings could come to life at any moment--that's the kind of world I try to make through my music. I think it's kind of like what would happen if you locked Jonathan Coulton, Barenaked Ladies and The Weakerthans in a van and GUYS I SAID I'D LET YOU OUT AS SOON AS YOU'RE DONE WRITING THE BRIDGE.

What happens when robots fall in love, philosophers go on zombie-slaying sprees and gaming groups fall to pieces? I don't have the answers, but my songs have a lot of fun with the questions!

Upcoming Shows and Appearances


Gen Con

Aug 4-7, Indianapolis, IN

Booth 3018

I've never even been to Gen Con before, so I'm a little terrified! Advice is welcome! Stay tuned to Twitter for table and schedule updates!

Boston Comic Con

Aug 12-14, Boston, MA

Table D821

I've never been to Boston before! I'm coming to the show as part of a huge group of awesome webcomic artists! Twitter for table and schedule updates!

Fan Expo Canada

Sep 1-4, Toronto, ON

I'll be appearing with Big Simple Comics and Sam & Fuzzy! Watch Twitter for table and schedule updates!

Edmonton Entertainment Expo

Sep 23-25, Edmonton, AB

Gosh, I love this show! Expect all kinds of shenanigans and watch Twitter for table and schedule updates!

Fan Expo Vancouver

Nov 11-13, Vancouver, BC

I'll be appearing with Write With Lightning! Watch Twitter for table and schedule updates!