Music from Rock Paper Cynic!


What happens when robots fall in love, philosophers go on zombie-slaying sprees and gaming groups fall to pieces?

If you've made your way here, you probably ponder weird questions like these. Well I'm a dude who writes the weird songs that answer them. So get comfy and have a listen. I think you'll like what you hear.

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About Me!

My name's Peter Chiykowski and I write geeky songs and comics as Rock Paper Cynic! Imagine your strangest hypotheticals and geekiest ponderings could come to life at any moment--that's the kind of world I try to make through my music. I think it's kind of like what would happen if you locked Jonathan Coulton, Barenaked Ladies and The Weakerthans in a van and GUYS I SAID I'D LET YOU OUT AS SOON AS YOU'RE DONE WRITING THE BRIDGE.

What happens when robots fall in love, philosophers go on zombie-slaying sprees and gaming groups fall to pieces? I don't have the answers, but my songs have a lot of fun with the questions!

2019 Shows and Appearances


London Film and Comic Con (Spring)

Mar 2-3
London, England

Fan Expo Vancouver

Mar 2-3
Vancouver, BC

Thanks to Writer With Lightning for running an RPC table in my absence!

Emerald City Comic Con

Mar 14-17
Seattle, Washington

Thanks to my friend Shiv for running a table in my absence!

London Gaming Market (Spring)

Mar 17 24
London, England

Calgary Expo

Apr 25-28
Calgary, Alberta

Ottawa Comic Con

May 10-12
Ottawa, Ontario

ChiSeries Toronto

May 15
Toronto, Ontario

8pm @ ROUND Venue Toronto [RSVP]

MCM London Comic Con (May)

May 24-26
London, England

Comic Village table 246.

UK Games Expo

May 31-Jun 2
Birmingham, England

Be a Turtle Book Launch

Jun 20
Toronto, ON

7pm @ Bakka Phoenix Books [RSVP]

London Gaming Market (Summer)

Jul 24
London, England

London Film and Comic Con (Spring)

Jul 26-28
London, England

Gen Con

Aug 1-4
Indianapolis, Indiana

CNE Gaming Garage

Aug 16-18
Toronto, Ontario

Fan Expo Canada

Aug 22-25
Toronto, Ontario

Edmonton Expo

Sep 20-22
Edmonton, Alberta

Sadly, I won't be there in person this year, but my friend Xander will be running an RPC booth.

MCM Scotland Comic Con

Sep 28-29
Glasgow, Scotland

London Gaming Market

Nov 2
London, England