Why Link is Slowly Going Psychopathic in the Legend of Zelda Series

Happy (belated) International Women's Day centenary, everyone! I started a comic in which the tiny male spider tries to convince the giant, bad-ass female spider that she should work for 75% of his wages (and then she decides to eat him), but it got too wordy and I was thwarted by the startling lack of pictures of sexual dimorphism in spiders. Maybe I'll draw it later!