Why Link is Slowly Going Psychopathic in the Legend of Zelda Series

If we make a generous estimate and say that roughly 10,000 people have been "immortalized" through art, and also accept the Population Reference Bureau's estimate that roughly 100,000,000,000 human beings have lived on this planet, then...

YOU HAVE A WAY BETTER CHANCE OF BECOMING A FOSSIL
(roughly 1 in 1,000,000)
THAN YOU DO OF BECOMING A GREAT ARTIST
(roughly 1 in 10,000,000).**

AND POOPING ONLY IMPROVES YOUR ODDS!.

*Yes, this is actually a picture of me. No, I have no idea what I was actually doing there.
**This is not how math and science really work.