In Capitalist American: A Non-Russian Reversal About Mirrors
Normally I'd write something funny here, but I have so many people to thank for making "IN CAPITALIST AMERICA" Contest into something awesome. Thanks to our three finalists: TurtleMidget, who's winning the big prize of $50 in store merch for the comic above; and metalmufin (...bank robs you) and Mithras (...roadside attractions are disappointed by you.), who are scoring $10$20 each in free swag for their honourable mentions (I decided the $10 was too little).
Further thanks to the two judges who accompanied me, Ray and Alex of the (hilarious) comic Buttersafe. They really took the time to enjoy all of the submissions, and spent a long time considering the winners. We hope everyone who submitted keeps on writing!